Ask me anything, but don't expect knowledgeable stuff.....

splenda-spell-it-out:

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

my life motto

  • big foot: im real
  • ppl: we thought u were a myth
  • big foot: u were myth-taken
sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)

skipxd:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

I stick with the sex prints

(Source: rialxoan)

hennyandcoke:

Marry your best friend.

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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